aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay
aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay
Just bull things.
Imagine calling your favorite character an antisocial potato.
An icon to question what you’re fighting for.
Is that a large glass or a very tiny Snake
We just don’t know
seventeen magazine has officially lost it
Here we see straight people imparting knowledge of their strange mating rituals to their young. The circle of life continues and the ways of nature remain a beautiful mystery.
Biology tells you you’re 70% water
Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen
Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space
And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.